Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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