You surviving the open bar?
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So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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