kristin has been a bad kristin
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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