Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i think i have two assholes
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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