i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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