He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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