mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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