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Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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