Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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