great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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