If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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