i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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