the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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