I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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