I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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