OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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