why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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