I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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