I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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