Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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