in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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