This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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