I intend to get homeless drunk
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
