Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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