butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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