i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Hippo gnu deer
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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