oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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