I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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