I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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