so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
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