I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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