In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
we're so committed to being not committed
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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