I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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