babies were throwing up all over the place
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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