real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
