So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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