theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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