the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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