S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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