There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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