um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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