I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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I need you to use more vowels.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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