This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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