you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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