its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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