I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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