I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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