used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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