How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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