it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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