i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
please don't ironically join a cult
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