really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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